Subject: How My Day Started
I rear-ended a car this morning and we both pulled over.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the other driver gets out of his car ... and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and ask, "Well, which one are you then?"
... and that's when the fight started!